Everyday performancewear

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Black Long Leg Performance Shorts

£20.00

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Microfibre Baselayer | Performance Wear (230gsm British microfibre, 10cm leg length)

£20.00

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Sportsvest, Our British made sports vest has its own tecno pocket ready for your mobile phone or keys

£20.00

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Tartan Long Leg Microfibre Performance Shorts

£20.00

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Male Grooming Range

Bundle of #Beard Joy. Chinsporran Elixir 10ml. Moustag mo-wax 15ml. Moustag wax T-shirt

£30.00

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Everyday performancewear

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Limited Edition Royal Stewart Tartan Microfibre Trunk

£45.00 £20.00

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The Cahoonas 75 Trunk: The World's First and Only Dress-Preference Male Underwear/Sportswear Hybrid. The Perfect Gift for any Man

£20.00

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One for all the #Lovers out there. The Tartan Action Pocket Hipster

£20.00

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Stories from the wondersphere

Movember!

It's Movember,  
so sport that upper lip appendage with style and help raise awareness and a few ££££ towards male testicular cancer.

We recommend you try www.cahonasscotland.org

Cheers team Cahoonas

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@GreyFoxBlog pays us us a visit

Well we're just setting another pop up shop, this time in London at the Best of Britannia event when....'David Evans' the man behind the http://www.greyfoxblog.com comes to tell us how much he loves his cahoonas. We're so honoured, we let him have one of our new limited edition tartans to say thanks, and guess what- he loves those too. Though he declined to post a picture of himself in them for all you ladies and some gents who might have enjoyed seeing the grey fox ready for some action in our tartans.

 

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  Male Underwear: How it all Started

Amazingly, male underwear design hasn't changed much in a hundred years. Jacob Golomb first introduced boxer shorts in the 1920s when he had the nifty idea of using elastic around the waist rather than a leather belt (as used by real pugilists at the time). Briefs and Y fronts followed soon after in the 1930s.  Back then stretch fabrics like microfibe and modern sewing machines hadn't been invented. Garments were simply sewn together in straight lines to form the traditional boxer shorts and briefs that we know today.  
 

 Cahoonas: Why we're Different 

Since those early days, fabric and sewing technology have taken a massive leap forward so why hasn't anyone attempted to improve male comfort through better design? After all, 75% of men dress to the left and 25% dress to the right - something so plainly obvious yet flatly ignored by all traditional underwear.

Our eureka moment arrived with the development of the 75 Trunk.  Put simply, our 75 Trunk takes into consideration whichever side you dress for a more ergonomic, comfortable fit.  It physically creates a partial sphere in the crotch area of the underwear, curving its way round from below the testicles and guiding the penis towards the correct and most comfortable side of your body. By allowing the penis to rest in its naturally preferred direction of dress - without overt compression - you inevitably reduce the need to re-adjust yourself during sport and everyday activities.  Our patent-pending 75 Trunk is probably the biggest single change in male underwear since the 1920s and we're sure you'll feel the difference.  


What our customers say:

"Nice pants great detail"
Calum Best- Actor & sportsman, London

 

"They're awesome I love them"
Josh Taylor- Gold medal winning Scottish boxer

 

"Really ergonomically thought through with the legs and seams and they just seem to fit really well. Glove like. Better than any I've had before I have to say."
Dave Brady- Australia

 

"I got my cahoonas and I am loving them, great product." 
Dave Ward- London

 

"Mine arrived 15 min ago and I have to say I've never been so excited about getting new pants before. As others have said, Great packaging and nice personal touch. Thanks Simon & Georgia they are the most comfortable thing I've worn in years." 
Dale Lord-Manchester

 
"I love my Cahoonas. Best pants ever on the whole planet. Super packaging too. Sustainable underpants. Fantastic for lopsided gentlemen!"
Matt Armstrong-Edinburgh