Improving Male Underwear and Sportwear:
Cahoonas: Why we're Different
Since those early days, fabric and sewing technology have taken a massive leap forward but, until now, no designer has ever considered one startling fact: that 75% of men dress to the left and 25% dress to the right. This is no urban myth but a medical fact discovered in the 1960s as part of a wider research programme.
With the 'one size fits all' concept seriously out of date, we decided to challenge ourselves to creating a new, ergonomic design. One year of research and development later, the Cahoonas 75 Trunk was born.
Put simply, our 75 Trunk takes into consideration whichever side you dress for a more ergonomic, comfortable fit. It physically creates a partial sphere in the crotch area, curving its way round from below the testicles and guiding the penis towards the correct and most comfortable side of your body. By allowing the penis to rest in its naturally preferred direction of dress - without overt compression - you inevitably reduce the need to re-adjust yourself during sport and everyday activities. Our design is now fully patented and is one of the biggest single advances in male underwear design since the 1920s.
It's not just underwear where you can feel the difference, but in sportwear too as we've used our patented design to develop a range of sports base layers that will add to your comfort - and therefore your performance.
"They are brilliant I love them"
Josh Taylor: Prestonpans. Commonwealth Gold medal winner, Olympian medal winner. Undefeated Scottish Professional Boxer, Sportsman, & celebrity.
"Attention to detail. Great undies from Cahoonas Thankyou"
Calum Best: London.Sportsman, model, celebrity.
"Really ergonomically thought through with the legs and seams and they just seem to fit really well. Glove like. Better than any I've had before I have to say."
Dave Brady- Australia
"I got my cahoonas and I am loving them, great product."
Dave Ward- London
"Mine arrived 15 min ago and I have to say I've never been so excited about getting new pants before. As others have said, Great packaging and nice personal touch. Thanks Simon & Georgia they are the most comfortable thing I've worn in years."
"I love my Cahoonas. Best pants ever on the whole planet. Super packaging too. Sustainable underpants. Fantastic for lopsided gentlemen!"